Monday, October 03, 2005

Three truths and a lie:

I once carried a 140 lb woman, on my back, up a mountainside
I once spoke to God... and he spoke back
I've never had my heart broken
I am not fascinated when gay men kiss each other

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I vote for number three as the lie.

8:18 AM  
Blogger Outburst said...

#1. I'd be impressed with any of them though.

7:27 AM  
Blogger Bethanie Odd said...

Hehe, I know it can't be 4.. can it? I would have to say 3 as well.

8:43 AM  
Blogger Mindfull said...

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12:19 AM  
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12:26 AM  
Blogger Ones and Zeros on the Interweb said...

I think that four might be the lie.

3:24 AM  
Blogger Mindfull said...

Let's see if I can figure out how to write a proper sentence without meandering into self-absorbtion....

(reposted comment)
Wow - I'm taken aback that anyone still visits this black hole of a blog after my long silence and plaguerized porn!! I'm practically inspired... It's so hard to write when I'm in limbo or worse yet, when I'm feeling %@#(! about evertying. There's only so much sniveling that one can voice though - and still be taken seriously.

So should I come clean? I wondered why the girls chose # three.... it's the truth. I've never had someone leave me that I wanted to keep and I've ended all of my major relationships (gently though). I think I slipped my heart into a coating of saran wrap or something a long time ago. I fall in love easily enough but always with the wrong person and never with all of my heart.

So - Fred knows me too well....(and if you're wondering where your spicy story went Fred, I backdated it just a bit because it seemed impossible to follow up with any subjects that I wanted to write about).

So number 4 wins. Men getting it on with one another is simply erotic - not to gross out any straight males - but I just find all that testosterone in one place to be completely mesmerizing, inflametory and sizzling... the only thing better might be the same scenario with me in the middle. Right now, I'd enjoy watching women getting it on together though too... or a man and a woman... two dogs???? finger puppets??? emoticons??

I know, I've got to get a life...

3:10 PM  
Blogger Bethanie Odd said...

i must have read that too quickly=... i thought you meant men didn't get you off and I thought HELL NO, I know this girl and she loves that stuff.

:D

2:37 PM  
Blogger Bethanie Odd said...

erm,.... time to write again... i am going through withdrawls

4:03 PM  

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